Where is bodyguard for Hindi film industry ?

An assembly line is a manufacturing process in which parts (usually interchangeable parts) are added to a product in a sequential manner using optimally planned logistics to create a finished product much faster than with handcrafting-type methods.

Assembly line used in Automobiles and in mechanical industry which resulted into Mass production which leads to evolution of Consumerism.

Assembly line used in food industry by McDonald first which result in 1 dollar burger and subsequent development in food industry in western world .Long term impact on health were enormous Obesity , Diabetes , Heart diseases etc etc ( Watch Documentary : Food Inc.)

What will happen if Assembly line techniques applied to Art?what to art ??? how??? not possible ?? ….

Hello …it is possible in India where there is mass production of Bollywood movies using die cast of other cinema in the world …

Hoow ????

Step 1 – Take any south Indian film (action,drama,romantic..actully there is no genre In India, its package of all) ‘script’…sorry I used wrong word …just take film. And hire one writer to write at least one catchy dialogue (seriously one will do..don't worry ) and for songs lyricist n musician ( here also you can copy from anywhere in the world ..Any song our creative guys are great they will fit words according to any tune in Korean or any language..

Step 2- Take “Superstar” and “Beautiful” heroine ..(I can’t dare to write words like actor and actress). And ya you need 1 villan , 1 comedian and atleast one set of mother and father.( in south processes are so designed that villan ,comedian are fixed for almost every movie ..bollywood is getting there ..we are fast )

Step3- Sale it . This is most important step and industry came up with loads of innovation which are so wonderful and amazing which fools people everytime and draws them to theater sorry multiplexes. Innovations like affairs , break ofs , controversy anykind (comment on sensitive issues by actor , caught on airport with gold , pregnancy , marriage , health), managing reviews ,participating in reality shows with team and other marketing tools like caller tune , trailers , hoarding , competition ,sms ,festive season , canceling shows of small budget films ..list is endless..

That’s it…your movie completed.

Many will say ..hey hello where is production stage…plzz above 1 , 2 ,3 will ensure everything..dont waste time on stupid things and focus on next things..

Headline in Saturday newspapaers “ Movie got grand opening..earned 30 cr. on first day”….as people see this in papers those who not seen book there tickets online as it is weekend and all multiplex have only shows of your movie.

Headline in Monday newspapers “ Movie earned total around 100 cr ”..Super Success..show celebration parties on News channels and newspaper and earn some more money by foolling those who are still on fence and not watched it..they will go to theatres in week coming…more money…and after one month show your movie on any channel…earn some more money….Total 120 cr…( during this don’t forget to announce somewhere next project or sequel)….During all this do “take care” of media guys…

Watched “Bodyguard”..no I didn’t contributed directly to salmans movie fund..watched dvdrip…and after watching many question came to my mind ( ya I know BG moviemaker did not intend to trouble my brain)..What is good movie? …what is entertainment? What is success? What is good? What is cinema? Where are we heading? etc etc …

These movie makers making such films and degrading taste of audience which are still in infant stage for the visual medium and doing this we will never get mature and will be trapped in cycle where feeding will be done by assembly line production .

Watching a film is going out of common man reach ( normal ticket rate in eveng are around 200) and these filmmakers and producers and malls creating situations where you have to go to multiplex and spend loads of money for wt..Bodyguard , Wanted , Ready , Singham , Dabang , Golmals…..

I am happy because I know that everything ends so this will also end but I hope that it will be less damaging to the art in long run…what is in our hand is not to be get trapped in the web designed by these producers and directors. Few months back I read somewhere that Director of “ Uddan “ struggling to get producer for his next project. One should spend money on some sensible cinema so that in future more good directors will make good films…and we will make our own cycle of demand and supply of sensible films…

Note : I don’t like to use word Bollywood but at times I have to use it.

Why do we like movies..?

I love movies…

Entertainment,.most of the people watch movies for this reason only…but fools like me who started watching for this very reason after sometime fall in love with the movies.

Movies take u to so many places and situations where u can not go in u r life time and situations where u cant be there and many times u don’t even like to…and watching how the characters react to these varied situations…and if there r from diff culture then there is more joy,curiosity and what not .

Movies has the ability to take u away from things around u …u will forget everything happening around us and get involved in such characters which r not real and that we know for sure…I culdent make out why this happened to us or say with me…is it that our mind and heart also wanted to do…quite possible isn’t it.

Movies make u laugh and cry..according to me ..the movie which made me cry is the best (this my opinion)..there r so many movies in which I cried like anything..in real life which is rare…many movies which I saw again and again..they still make me cry..example (Iqbal,Dor ,In pursuit of happynes,shwashank redemption,Lakshya)…many more.

After watching a movie ..i think we all grow in sense which is very diff to explain…we get to know things ..nature of the thing ..social problems..human behaviour..and so many things….this helps us in real life…after all what is movie ..it is nothing but reflection of surroundings or thoughts..many time while watching movie we relate to the character or situation from our very life…which might be the reason to make u cry many times..

Movies in modern time many times looked upon as a medium to spred social message or expose injustice,cruelty…bcs of this movies became a very useful tool for social awkening…but at the same time it many time leads to controversies..In our country ,India,it is best thing for activist group to create controversies and spread terror and violence…people will eventually mature to all these things..after all we all r growing and so do cinema in our country and all over the world..

I love movies…it is like loving someone..which is diff to explain….it gives me happiness and many things….

One of my friend , Rahul , always said to me that I should write about movies ..so I started…Friends ..u can comment whatever u like …do comment which will motivate me to write ..write on varied topics…

Expedition to Goa..

Friends..last weekend i went to Goa..why am i calling it is as expedition then..bcs it was on Bike..you dont belive it..but it is true...Goa is just 410 km away from Pune...after travelling major coastline of Maharashtra on bike ..i always thought of going to Goa on bike...and at last i did it...and experience was tooo good ..thrilling..thanks to my partner..on such track u did need company rt...
I always heared of Goa's stories..this and that...and Dil chahta hain film added more curiosity...when i was in Goa i observed many things ...why Goa is so famous..?..yess it did have clean beaches and temples and churches...but is it really the reason to be famous...friends it is not...Reasons are Beer,drugs and foreigners and Indian youth went there for these reasons only..exceptions r there ..(yess i am also exception....)
Goa = ( cheap liquor + Drugs's easily available + naked,drunked foreigners + Sea food+ clean & Beautiful beaches + churches & Temples)
Goa is not family spot..at least i can say from my experiences..i will not be comfortable in taking my family to Goa...goa is totally diff ..it is like what a young boy or girl see in his dreams...nudity is not seen in our culture too such extent...after a while on goa beach u can smell typical sunscrren lotions and deodrants smell... and i saw rare forigner laughing ...i saw the pale faces always
How to enjoy Goa then...first of all those who did not drink (like me )...they will get boored after a day or so....To Go to goa u should have big group of friends ..then u can really enjoy it ..

I never had Dinner and lunch on beach before..it is really good experience ...sun is going down and u r having food while looking at it...
No member of shreeicchha group seen Goa..so guys we will try to take time for trip..
i will write abt my actual experiences later....